Blame Canada
Welsh:
Our Rays have changed
They've turned into two fags!
They won't go solve their cases,
They just want to kiss and shag!
Huey:
Should we blame PC-ness?
Gardino:
Or blame the Teletubbies?
Entire 27th Precinct:
Or should we blame the Internet's slash stories?
Welsh:
Heck, no!
Blame Canada!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Blame Canada!
Welsh:
With their Big-Eyed Mountie looks,
And the way they chase those crooks!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Welsh:
We need to find our Rays some chicks!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Not Canadian dicks!
Ma Vecchio:
Don't blame me
For my son Ray.
Before those Mounties got here he was the farthest thing from gay!
Ma Kowalski:
And boy Stanley once
Loved Stella, don't you know?
But now when he sees her he just brags that his Mountie can blow!
Welsh:
Well?
Entire 27th Precinct:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Welsh:
I just sunk into despair
When Vecchio cut his hair!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Gardino:
They're not even a real country anyway.
Ma Vecchio:
My son could have had a doctor or a lawyer as a wife.
But now he'll be just a sidekick with a "husband" all his life!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Should we blame red tunics?
Should we blame their itch?
Or should we blame Vicky for being such a bitch?
Welsh:
Heck no!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Welsh:
With all that sentry jiggamaroo!
Ma Kowalski:
And Diefenbaker too!
Entire 27th Precinct:
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
For...this slash we must trash, the sex we must hex, the touching and joy
must go unemployed.
We must blame them and not our Rays
Before this show has nothing left on it but gays!