Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll,
Ben's Boss is a bitch.
She's a Dragon-Lady bitch.
She's the biggest bitch in the Great White North.
She's bitch wearing red.
She's a bitch like I said.
She's a bitch who jerks Mounties back and forth.

On TNT she's a bitch.
On tape she's a bitch.
On DVD and satellite she's a bitch.
Then on BBC just to be different she's a super stuck-up British bitch!

Have you ever met my friend Ben's boss?
She's the biggest bitch in the Great White North.
She's a stupid bitch and she cut off all her hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a Mountie bitch!
Ben's boss is a bitch and she gets saluted as a bitch.

I really mean it!

Ben boss...she's a big, stiff, Canadian biitttttcchhhh! Yeah!